Late Night Doesn’t Think Trump’s Good News Is All That Good

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The $175 Million Lifeline

On Monday, a New York appeals court reduced Donald Trump’s bond in his civil fraud case — originally set at $454 million — to a mere $175 million. He has 10 days to come up with it.

“It’s the first time someone’s ever heard, ‘Good news, you only owe $175 million,’” Jimmy Fallon said.

“Although, obviously, Trump has an advantage playing golf: It’s difficult for his opponents to stay focused when they spend all that time staring at that ass.” — JON STEWART

“He truthed, ‘It is my great honor to be at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach tonight, Awards Night, to receive the club championship trophy and the senior club championship trophy. I won both!’ Wow, he won both. You know what that means: Somebody else won both.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

The Bits Worth Watching

The blues and rock musician Gary Clark Jr. performed his song “Habits” on Monday’s “Daily Show.”

The comedy legend Carol Burnett will appear on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”

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